Greetings, greetings, fellow book-readers! Today we're going to delve into the mind of Mr. Phillip E./"Big Dog" Jones with his magnum opus, Worlds of the Crystal Moon: World of Grayham. It's a truly terrible piece of self-published tripe, so let's jump right in! Quiver in fear at the awful hackneyed prose! Shake in your boots at the horrendous Mary Sues! Fear the Dark Power of a convoluted and boring plot! Muahahaha! *thunder and lightning*

Background Information on the Books and Author

The WOCM Drinking Game!

Book 1: World of Grayham

Book 2: Magic of Luvelles

Book 3: The Kingdom of the Ice Kings

Extras: WJON Radio Interview Transcript

2009 Radio Transcript (via Pipedream20)