Greetings, fellow fans of fantasy! Here we shall peer into the depths of some of the worst the genre has to offer, featuring sociopathic "heroes," stilted dialogue, unfunny "humor" and more cliches, than you can shake a vorpal sword at. If you're here to see terrible fantasy picked apart like a log of string cheese by a bored adolescent...you've come to the right place.
Ready? Then strap yourselves in; it's going to be a bumpy ride.